"…and that’s how I met your mother." *turns to son* "And this is how I met your mother…”
*theme music plays*
*show continues for another 9 seasons*
If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
friends talking shit about something u like
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is
You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.
Jimmy Carr feeding a baby tiger.