Fuzzy Black Yeti

charliekellys:

"…and that’s how I met your mother." *turns to son* "And this is how I met your mother…”

*theme music plays*

*show continues for another 9 seasons*

hyton:

katalystofawesome:

kittypunches:

If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”

THANK

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during sex
bae: talk dirty to me baby
me: I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you

seedy:

friends talking shit about something u like

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

zoewashburne:

i’m really glad you guys understand how important this is

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

sandandglass:

Jimmy Carr feeding a baby tiger.